Usually CNN is my best and most reliable source for news but today was definitely the exception with this creepy article:
What To Do When Body Parts Fall Off
Really? What a fun quick list, lets post it on the fridge. Quick tips on how to manage missing body parts, as if this is one of those inconvenient tasks we have to handle on a ho-hum day. This is like a delayed sequel to Beetlejuice. Not to mention the bizarre close up photo of a man with a 5 o'clock shadow and missing tooth. This is the guy who will pull up in a white van and cause the aforementioned broken and missing limbs.
For those that don't have time to read the whole thing, feel free to skim the 'highlights' which include:
'With knocked-out tooth, keep the ligament trailing off the end of the tooth moist' or 'Eyeballs: Don't push back in'
Mmm Trailing ligaments, Happy Friday!
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