Under Construction! Donkeys of the Week!

So Blogger is telling me that I should collapse my tabs into one page since my 'followers' cannot see the other tabs when new content is published, so for those that missed please see below for some Choice Donkeys of the Week - Which will now be posted on the main page.  Enjoy!  Quick note on the irony here, Paris Hilton was Donkey of the Week about a month ago and this week she hit an innocent bystander with her SUV.  Round two for Paris!


9/3/10 and 9/26/10

Paris Hilton, because she told police the cocaine in her bag was gum. Yes, Paris, we are all convinced that you chew gum for fun on Saturday nights while whooping it up in Ibiza in your satin monokini and Lucite heels. 

Paris partying, chewing gum etc: 

9/17/10 

The "idiot" who attempted to attack Kelly Dodson in the projects of Lincoln Park, Alabama. By the by, is anyone concerned about the shanty investigation of this crime scene?  The carpenter turned policeman is dusting for fingerprints with what looks like a feather duster from a French Maid costume.  Hide your Kids!  Hide your wives!

Actual News Footage   ,  Autotuned Music Video!