According to Harold Camping, president of Family Radio and certified Christian crazy person, the world is ending today. In fact, 'The Bible guarantees it'. Harold's followers have quit their jobs and devoted their lives full time to explaining to the naive unassuming public that we will all be swept up in a rapture on May 21st, 2011. What this means I do not know, but it apparently involves some of us going to heaven and others being caught up in a tricky one-two punch of a tsunami and an earthquake. While some are selling their houses and arranging pet sitters for their cats and dogs that Harold has assured will be left behind, I decided to have a great NYC day in honor of Judgment Day. What would you do on your last day in New York?! Here is my itinerary:
2:00PM - Metropolitan Museum of Art
3:00PM - Had a goat cheese salad (my fave) and an afternoon cocktail on the terrace at Serafina uptown
4:00PM - Shopped at Hermes, who needs money anyway, the world is ending!
8:00PM - Dinner at Babbo for Rigatoni Bolognese (they probs don't have meat sauce in heaven)
Thankfully, kind souls have sprung up all around the U.S.of A. to offer pet care for those of us that will not make it. By the way you have to pay in full in advance of the world ending. Non-refundable.
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